The Christian Get Out Of Jail Free Card
For the record "Get Out Of Jail Free" cards are real I have one I have long heard the rumors of the "Get Out Of Jail Free" card, and I'm not talking about Monopoly I'm talking about the seemingly mythical walletsized token of domestic immunity which people uniformly claim was bestowed upon them by theirA reference to the board game Monopoly, in which this card allows players to leave the jail space without missing a turn (Sometimes hyphenated as "getoutofjailfree") I'm afraid there's no get out of jail free card when it comes to your taxes—you either pay them, or you pay the fine
